Do you remember the song?
Not that it really applies here, but the title is catchy.
Cuz IF I had the money …(puleeze God? I got good intentions..:o)… I would place something like this in my very visable lit front yard.
Now I can really hear my neighbors…WHATis ‘that lady‘ …you know , the wacky one with the 77 children??….What is she up to NOW?!